First off…I HAVE MORE BACON NOW~~~~Celebration lights come on~~~
Secondly, we have to change the job titles of the Clown family due to unforeseeable circumstances *cough* (Danish, the Papa Clown held me at gunpoint, demanding me to change his family’s job title to something less ridiculous) *cough*…With all the necessary changes now being made, let us continue with our story…
———————————Previously———————————
  Joshua the Magica Primera summoned a mindless zombie minion horde and ordered them to attack Danish and his family of….Sages! As newly-made sages, the children could not match against the likes of the magica children, consisting of Mannie, May and Allan..much less their Uncle Ryah, the Magica Segunda..With the help of their mother, Melissa, whom had some experience in Sagery for some reason.., they had managed to take down the three Magica children but had also suffered some casualties with Nathan, who….wait…Isn’t he still stuck in stone-form..?..How the hell did he get out..? GET BACK IN POSITION NATHAN, AND STAY PETRIFIED!
  Now back to the story, the other two Sage children had abnormal curses afflicted at them..Hui, the younger child of the two Sage children was cursed with Frons Luminus, a spell that made her forehead swell up and it was so bright that even the passing Merlin, who was a famous wizard, said while in awe; “Merlin’s Beard! Is that my crystal ball?”. As for the older child of the Sage children, Jordan was struck with a spell called Rictusempra, which magically tickled him on every movement of his feet. Well…, that doesn’t bad, does it? Unfortunately, for the Magica children, they each suffered an even worst fate as a result of the fight than being petrified,ticklish movements and have a huge and bright forehead all combined..It’s so terrible that..well even I don’t even want to mention the full detail of their fates. Let’s just say that May, the oldest of the Magica children, got chased by a fiend, who had been known to us as Nigel the Ripper. Mannie, the middle child of the Magica children, had a pinch of acid dropped on her face, rendering her as a sufferer of a term known as “UGLY”. And well for Allan, who was the youngest of the Magica children, well…he got hit by his own banjo..
  Lets get back to the main battle, shall we? To fend off the incoming horde of mindless zombie minions that Joshua had created from the ground, Danish had a trick up his sleeve, he quickly slammed his hand on the ground, splitting the earth in half and the mindless minions fell into the pit, absolutely clueless about what had happened, because of them being mindless and stuff…Anyway, as Danish walked towards a weak and exhausted Joshua, who had wasted most of his energy summoning useless zombie minions, he stopped in his tracks suddenly, when he sensed a huge ball of energy was flying towards him. Danish evaded the energy ball without effort, but he had landed in an awkward position and thus, pulling a muscle in his leg. His chances of healing his leg with a wand spell were immediately diminished as he was hit with a wand-disarming spell by the same hooded figure who cast had earlier sent the energy ball at him and the hooded figure was approaching him with a slightly smaller figure by his side.Curiosity and shock was etched on Danish’s face until………HOLY CRAP, I RAN OUT OF PANCAKE MIX D: